I attended the Coffee With A Cop last week at Good Cup on Wednesday afternoon. I’m pleased first to report that I didn’t see a single donut amongst them. My two questions to Public Information Officer Riley Harwood, my beat coordinator and other local officers was this:
What can we do to assist you in your work?”
They seemed rather shocked by the question, but it led to some interesting exchanges.
They each referenced the heinous decade-long kidnapping in Cleveland, reminding us that there are two incredibly important steps to take as a resident: first, get to know your neighbors. Secondly, when something doesn’t seem ‘right’ take the time to call the authorities and report it. Likely more times than not, it will turn out to be unfounded, but two things will result regardless: you’ll become more familiar with the police department, and they will be alerted to potential crimes or multiple calls for service in an area.
How many of us do know our neighbors? In some cases, you may not want to…but you should at least know their names and maybe share a contact number.
Fortunately, Santa Barbara has a long tradition of friendliness and integration. We haven’t replicated the obligatory prison-like gates, high walls and hedges of Montecito where status begins with insular exclusivity. We don’t measure our importance by how difficult we are to speak to, or how little we participate in our community.
Block parties used to be a great way to get to know your neighbors. But they now require a litany of permits, driven by America’s obsession to find employment for every attorney by regulating every aspect of life. When my partner and I moved into a neighborhood, I placed a note in the mailbox of the surrounding neighbors (illegal, I know, but I waited until the mail had been delivered) introducing ourselves, and issuing an invitation to stop by for a visit.
As much as I believe in ‘foot patrols’ for beat cops, the economic reality is that they probably aren’t coming back. That’s too bad, because when an officer gets out of a car, or off of a motorcycle or even bicycle, the world slows down and you begin to notice details and changes easily missed from a moving vehicle. Plus, you can build relationship without buying coffee.
We have a multi-week program in town called the Citizens Police academy which I highly recommend. It used to be English only, but with our changing demographics, they began including Spanish speaking classes as well. Plus, when they moved the location from the Police headquarters to the Franklin Center, the enrollment shot through the roof.
Now the police are embarking on a cutting edge adaptation, aimed at bringing our residents together regardless of cultural background. They’re going to utilize ‘real time’ translation software, so that both English and Spanish speakers can be in the same class, sharing their thoughts and concerns about their neighborhoods and police response, while they learn about all aspects of the different police divisions and departments.
Just last week, four drug dealers were apprehended on the basis of a citizen’s complaint…a drug house within 200 feet of an elementary school, no doubt.
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Assemblyman Das Williams may find himself if a squeeze as both a life-long friend to unions and a champion of improving education.
And Santa Barbara is lucky indeed, to have three people passionate enough to pour time and treasure into what some believe is an inevitably dying cause, by soon opening a cultural institution and gathering place called Granada Books.
Loose batteries, ex-husbands, toner cartridges, fluorescent light bulbs, unruly adolescents and large appliances like refrigerators will not be accepted. Seriously, it’s a great way to do a little housekeeping, and since the time of purchase to obsolescence for most electronics is now about six months, I imagine we have more than a few outdated or non-functioning cords, computers or electronics lying around.
The NRA today announced that it was moving its headquarters to Pyongyang, North Korea. Tired of the fight in Washington, the lobbyists at the Institute for Legislative Action and the FriendsofNRA.org who “fundraise for the Future of Shooting Sports” have determined that Kim Jong Un in one leader who fully comprehends the importance of a well-armed society.
No longer will the gun lobby have to waste money on NASCAR Sprint Cup sponsorships, where they give away two revolvers and a cowboy hat to the winners, and the fastest qualifier gets his very own shotgun. No longer would they have to fund the Whittington Center, their non-profit shooting center, or the 10,000 annual shooting tournaments across the US. No more “Friends of The NRA Dinner” events in Paso Robles as advertised on the Hoof ‘n Holler website, or fundraisers at the Santa Barbara Elks Lodge where the mostly ‘right to lifers’ celebrate the protection of the AR 15 with its 100 round clips.
In truth, North Korea instituted internal gun control laws in 2009 as the senior Kim began to show signs of failing health. For some silly reason the government thought the brain-washed masses might get a little prickly and want something more to eat than Kimchee and bullets. In North Korea, guns are only allowed for “official duties,” while “institutions, groups, businesses, and the public cannot lend, smuggle, produce or destroy weapons.”
It has been estimated that between the counties of Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo there are more than 3500 non-profit agencies. From the national behemoths like United Way, Salvation Army, American Red Cross, Catholic Charities and the YMCA, to local leaders with sterling reputations such as Direct Relief International, to the more obscure Naljor Prison Dharma Service and Center for the Study of Social Structures; we are invited to participate in improving the lives of our Central Coast neighbors.
The utter absurdity of our Council directing even one dime of the City’s already stretched resources to hire an 


Making a profit in today’s world of piracy and downloads to computers is increasingly challenging. With today’s escalating costs of movie production, the first couple of months of income from ticket sales head directly back to the studios. So where do the theatre owners look to secure a profit?




